Three-Person Coffee-Shop Comedy

Create a 15-second, 16:9 dialogue comedy in a generic modern coffee shop with three original adults and no real-person resemblance. A is a tired office worker, B is a calm barista with dry humor, and C waits behind A. Treat sleep deprivation and the hospital mention as fictional humor, not medical advice. 0–4s, medium two-shot: A approaches the counter and says, “I need the strongest coffee you have. I haven't slept in two days.” B silently places one tiny plain espresso cup before A. 4–7s, cup insert then A close-up: A asks, “That's it?” B stays silent. 7–11s, B close-up: B says, “No. The hospital is next door.” Hold one second of silence as A looks back. 11–15s, widen to reveal C: C returns a plain cup to the counter and says, “I'll just have water.” B nods; A looks toward camera; cut to black. Keep exact dialogue, speaker order, cup count, eyelines, adult identities, wardrobe, counter positions, and no overlapping speech. Use bright soft café light, subtle hand-held motion, shallow depth, original natural voices, room tone, cup sound, and no music. No brand, medical endorsement, real hospital or location, minor, celebrity, borrowed show character, extra line, subtitle, logo, text, or watermark.